A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)
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A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)
Mexican Food s*** (also called Screamers)
You’ll know it’s alright to eat again when your asshole
stops burning.
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Beer Drunk s***
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your
s*** doesn’t smell too bad, but this s*** is BAD. Usually there’s somebody
standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of s*** also usually happens at
someone else’s house.
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The Frightened Turtle
The kind of s*** that just pokes it’s head out then quickly
goes back in
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The Bungee s***
This kind of s*** just hangs off your ass before it falls in
to the water
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The Ring of fire s***
The kind of s*** where you eat really spicy food and your
asshole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter
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The crippler
The kind of s*** where you have to sit on the toilet so long
your legs go numb from the waist down.
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The Big Bobber
The kind of s*** that no matter how many time you flush it
always floats back to the surface.
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The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
The kind of s*** that hits you when you’re trapped in your
car in a traffic jam.
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The Jack the Ripper
s***
The kind of s*** that yanks out the hair of your ass s it
pushes it’s way out.
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The party Pooper
The giant s*** you take at a party. And when you flush the
toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
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Dirty Bowl s***
The kind of s*** that comes out in a million pieces a
second, reminiscent of an avalanche – but with rocket propulsion, and splatters
all over the toilet bowl.
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The windy city s***
When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no
longer need to take a s***.
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Oh s***! s***
You s*** so much and wipe your ass so furiously you run out
of toilet paper and you say, “OH s***!”
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The Never Ending s***
It’s the s*** that keeps running out of your ass like pee,
and just when you start wiping your ass, your stomach gargles and splash, more
s*** runs out. This always happens after eating a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Ouch That Hurt s***
The type of s*** that leaves you feeling like you just
hopped on to a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts ours.
That’s all Folks.
And Yeah, I do know I’m disgusting HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
You’ll know it’s alright to eat again when your asshole
stops burning.
------------------------------------------------------
Beer Drunk s***
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your
s*** doesn’t smell too bad, but this s*** is BAD. Usually there’s somebody
standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of s*** also usually happens at
someone else’s house.
------------------------------------------------------
The Frightened Turtle
The kind of s*** that just pokes it’s head out then quickly
goes back in
------------------------------------------------------
The Bungee s***
This kind of s*** just hangs off your ass before it falls in
to the water
------------------------------------------------------
The Ring of fire s***
The kind of s*** where you eat really spicy food and your
asshole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter
------------------------------------------------------
The crippler
The kind of s*** where you have to sit on the toilet so long
your legs go numb from the waist down.
------------------------------------------------------
The Big Bobber
The kind of s*** that no matter how many time you flush it
always floats back to the surface.
------------------------------------------------------
The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
The kind of s*** that hits you when you’re trapped in your
car in a traffic jam.
------------------------------------------------------
The Jack the Ripper
s***
The kind of s*** that yanks out the hair of your ass s it
pushes it’s way out.
------------------------------------------------------
The party Pooper
The giant s*** you take at a party. And when you flush the
toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
------------------------------------------------------
Dirty Bowl s***
The kind of s*** that comes out in a million pieces a
second, reminiscent of an avalanche – but with rocket propulsion, and splatters
all over the toilet bowl.
------------------------------------------------------
The windy city s***
When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no
longer need to take a s***.
------------------------------------------------------
Oh s***! s***
You s*** so much and wipe your ass so furiously you run out
of toilet paper and you say, “OH s***!”
------------------------------------------------------
The Never Ending s***
It’s the s*** that keeps running out of your ass like pee,
and just when you start wiping your ass, your stomach gargles and splash, more
s*** runs out. This always happens after eating a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
------------------------------------------------------
Ouch That Hurt s***
The type of s*** that leaves you feeling like you just
hopped on to a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts ours.
That’s all Folks.
And Yeah, I do know I’m disgusting HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
aineshane- Number of posts : 23
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Re: A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)
Thank God someone posted this?
I think part of me died on the inside (the part that believed in humanity )
I think part of me died on the inside (the part that believed in humanity )
Deathtoll32- Number of posts : 1615
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Re: A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)
lol that was brillinet
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Re: A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)
I couldve done without that
Taytaz- Number of posts : 3846
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Re: A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)
I was going to go to eat now, but after reading this I think I'll pass this meal out
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Re: A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)
Something about you makes me think /v/
Taytaz- Number of posts : 3846
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Re: A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)
This ain't for people with weak stomachs
aineshane- Number of posts : 23
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Re: A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)
Good, except you need to order them better.
Alex Steiner- Number of posts : 546
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Re: A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)
I didn't need that...
Last edited by Oexis on Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:57 am; edited 1 time in total
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Re: A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)
very good now i know what my s*** comes under.
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Re: A little more insight to your everyday life (R-16, language)
Man you can talk S**t
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