ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
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ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4659085/1/My_Immortal_Returns
Warning
- May cause loss of faith in humanity.
- May cause grammar nazi's to turn in graves.
- Not suitable for Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
Warning
- May cause loss of faith in humanity.
- May cause grammar nazi's to turn in graves.
- Not suitable for Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
Ip Lockard- Admin
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Re: ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
The filters at my work have thrown up an Access Denied on this. From the warnings, I'm thinking this may be a blessing in disguise.
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Re: ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major loving hottie.
Pray tell....how would being related to him do much good?
Has this person had an education by the way? Im just wondering
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Re: ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
Is this one of those tv tropes examples? If not, well... jesus, I thought they exagerated foir comic effect, in actuality it seems like they tone it down.
eugh...
Just then, Draco walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.
“Oh. My ****ing God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
eugh...
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Re: ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
very odd. hhmm this lady needs to get a life.
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Re: ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
Good Charlotte must die!!!
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Re: ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
freneticpanda wrote:Good Charlotte must die!!!
I'll supply the flaming torches, you the pitchforks?
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Re: ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
I got to chapter 2. I had to close it before my heart gave out.
I didn't listen to the warnings! I've lost faith in humanity!
I didn't listen to the warnings! I've lost faith in humanity!
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Re: ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
I know we've done slating this, but:
Personally, i think she is demented
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Personally, i think she is demented
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Re: ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
lol there are some pretty bad ones but this takes it too a new level
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I made it through the first line before deciding I would start crying if i went any farther.
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Re: ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
Ho'shit'ing hell, what a travesty of of the English language.
So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A loving prep called Britney from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork. Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge was there too.
“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”
“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelia Fudge.
“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”
“Very well.” Dumbledore said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is…………………………………………………………………..Enony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.”
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Re: ITT: Possibly the worst Harry Potter fan-fic ever....
................................I havent lciked on the link because form what ive seen in the quotes and comments on this thread she is an even worse speller than me, has no grasp of how to get someone to read your story and I want to beleive in humanity
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