Re: universal riddles topic

by Silver Strike Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:00 am

this one shouldnt be too hard:

I am what I am,
But if you tell me,
I am not.

btw this is a riddle, a lot of the other ones were lateral thinking questions/puzzles.

Enjoy!

by **Skinny Bones Jones** Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:34 am

That's a strange one.

You're someone who is alone?
or someone who has never been spoke to before...

Well, they make sense to me.

by Silver Strike Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:39 am

more literal

by lotfire Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:57 am

Silver Strike wrote:this one shouldnt be too hard:

I am what I am,
But if you tell me,
I am not.

btw this is a riddle, a lot of the other ones were lateral thinking questions/puzzles.

Enjoy!

would it be silence?

by Bremer Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:59 am

Deaf.

LOL

by Silver Strike Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:03 am

by lotfire Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:05 am

think i got it : secret?

by Bremer Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:12 am

You sure got this.

by **Deilos** Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:38 pm

Skinny Bones Jones wrote:Mm.
I've heard that one before which is why I figured it was the mother, even with the he.

The mother had a sex change. Simple.

@Shadow - in English, you refer to the person who's job is to be a doctor, not to the title of doctor. So if the person who is a doctor is female, then you would call the doctor a her.

by lotfire Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:41 pm

here's one:
A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?

by **twaters** Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:56 pm

White, as the house must be built around the north pole, so it's a polar bear.

by lotfire Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:05 pm

twat-ers wrote:White, as the house must be built around the north pole, so it's a polar bear.

good answer.

by **twaters** Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:12 pm

Btw, i don't have any riddles so someone else can go.

by **Relic** Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:29 pm

I have a dumb one

Tom and his younger sister were fighting.
Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by
making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that
they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?

by **Skinny Bones Jones** Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:48 pm

I remember this one from ages ago.

Ah i know.
She put the paper under a door, and they stood either side of the door.

Anyone can go next btw.

by **Relic** Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:49 pm

Oh, screw you xD
got it too fast...

by Silver Strike Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:21 pm

yay sum1 ot mine

by **Deathtoll32** Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:52 pm

A Panda Bear walks into a resturant. He sits down at a table and orders some food. When he is finished eating, he takes out a gun and shoots his waiter. He then leaves the resturant. when the police catch up with him, they ask him why he had killed the waiter. He replies, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?

(Good luck Laughing

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by **Skinny Bones Jones** Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:04 pm

Noun

murderer (plural murderers) (feminine form murderess)

1. A person who commits murder.

by Alex Steiner Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:11 pm

Skinny Bones Jones wrote:
1. A person who commits murder.

I wonder if pandas come under the term person? Neutral

Alex

by **Skinny Bones Jones** Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:19 pm

I wonder if Pandas can speak Neutral

Skinneh

by **Deathtoll32** Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:16 pm

For the sake of the riddle, Panda's can talk Cool

And your guess is not close.

Spoiler:

I couldn't help myself...I had to use the spoiler box for fun

by Alex Steiner Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:08 pm

*After flicking through multiple dictionaries and an encyclopaedia*

Spoiler:

Seems obvious, once you work it out.

by Siobhan Griffin Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:56 pm

I saw it referenced in a 'war on bad punctuation' book - the panda shoots the waiter, then as the dying man gasps 'why?' throws a badly written animal encyclopedia.

"Panda: Eats, shoots and leaves"

Sorry to shoot the spoiler-box ^_^

by Silver Strike Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:06 am

haha thats a good one

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