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Post by Horice P Fossil on Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:03 am

A group of novices are taken to see the bishop,they sit before him and he tells them this is thier last task before becomming nuns.
The mother superior drags out a large tin bath and the bishop fills it with holy water.
The bishop then stands up and says"this is your last ordeal,if in your previous life had any sexual encounters then we must wash away these sins in the holy water"
The first novice step forward and whispers in the bishops ear that she once touched a mans private area.
The bishop shouts"YOU HUSSY WASH YOUR HAND IN THE HOLY WATER AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
The next in line steps forward but before she can confess her sin a large novice runs from the back of the queue,"What is the meaning of this?"asks the bishop
"well"says the novice"if i've got to gargle with that water,i'm doing it before sister Mary puts her arse in it!" affraid
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Post by Palodigon on Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:34 am

Heard this one before, but it's better in English =)
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Post by Primeminister keogh on Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:39 am

thats quite good never heard it before.

lol!
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Post by Will Salmon on Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:40 pm

I heard a slightly different one:

There were some nuns confessing their sins to their Matron, the first nun said she had suffered the sin of greed and was told to wash herself in the holy water, the second nun said she slept with a man and was told to wash herself in the holy water. The last nun said she pissed in the holy water Razz
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