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Post by Ip Lockard on Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:35 am

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4659085/1/My_Immortal_Returns

Warning
- May cause loss of faith in humanity.
- May cause grammar nazi's to turn in graves.
- Not suitable for Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
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Post by wyli on Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:14 am

The filters at my work have thrown up an Access Denied on this. From the warnings, I'm thinking this may be a blessing in disguise.
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Post by Lee Marshal on Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:58 pm

I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major loving hottie.

Pray tell....how would being related to him do much good?
Has this person had an education by the way? Im just wondering Laughing
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Post by KBoomer on Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:34 pm

Bizzare
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Post by John Forseti on Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:08 pm

Is this one of those tv tropes examples? If not, well... jesus, I thought they exagerated foir comic effect, in actuality it seems like they tone it down.


Just then, Draco walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.
“Oh. My ****ing God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

eugh...
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Post by Ares989 on Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:09 pm

very odd. hhmm this lady needs to get a life.
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Post by Taytaz on Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:35 pm

Good Charlotte must die!!!
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Post by Lee Marshal on Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:56 pm

freneticpanda wrote:Good Charlotte must die!!!

I'll supply the flaming torches, you the pitchforks?
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Post by Dean Stargazer on Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:09 pm

I got to chapter 2. I had to close it before my heart gave out.

I didn't listen to the warnings! I've lost faith in humanity! Sad
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Post by Lee Marshal on Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:14 pm

I know we've done slating this, but:

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Personally, i think she is demented
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Post by rastari on Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:23 pm

lol there are some pretty bad ones but this takes it too a new level
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Post by Bremer on Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:41 pm

LOL
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Post by Deathtoll32 on Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:55 pm

I made it through the first line before deciding I would start crying if i went any farther.
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Post by Horatio Vowles on Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:11 am


So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A loving prep called Britney from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork. Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge was there too.

“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”

“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelia Fudge.

“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”

“Very well.” Dumbledore said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is…………………………………………………………………..Enony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.”
Ho'shit'ing hell, what a travesty of of the English language.
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Post by Pliped on Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:18 am

................................I havent lciked on the link because form what ive seen in the quotes and comments on this thread she is an even worse speller than me, has no grasp of how to get someone to read your story and I want to beleive in humanity
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