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Post by CheeseBall on Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:50 pm

Ever think some jokes are just wrong, but you can't help but laugh at the same time?

Q. Whats more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Spoiler:
Catching it with a pitchfork

Q. How do you get a black baby?

Spoiler:
Stick it in the microwave

Q. Whats better than 10 babies nailed to a tree?

Spoiler:
1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 10 babies?

Spoiler:
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q. How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby
oil?

Spoiler:
It depends how hard you squeeze them

When I first heard these I couldn't help but laugh and feel slack at the same time, how about you?
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Post by Alex Steiner on Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:54 pm

Great, I love them. Especially the third. I don't see a problem...
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Post by Bob Boblo on Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:27 am

XD
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Post by Tecchi on Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:38 am

I lol'd
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Post by mr. brodie on Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:21 am

They bring back bad memories

>_>
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Post by CheeseBall on Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:43 am

lol Brodie

Anyone else got some more jokes?
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Post by Tecchi on Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:50 am

Q. What's funnier than a dead baby?
A. A dead baby in a clown costume!

Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. Take your foot off of it's head.

Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A. When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Post by CheeseBall on Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:01 pm

lol good ones Razz
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Post by emotional r0cker on Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:16 am

What's the difference between a baby who's been dead for 2 hours and Michael Jackson?

The baby still has some active skin cells

Just made that up as I typed Razz
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Post by patti11 on Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:16 am

kinda like a previous one but oh well

how many babies does it take to paint your house?

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depends how hard you throw them
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Post by Big Boy Bulley on Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:00 am

patti that is scik, yet still somewhat hilarious!!
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Post by widdows9000 on Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:28 pm

What's the difference between a BMW and a baby?

I've never been inside a BMW.
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Post by Relic on Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:31 pm

That one is quite over the line ...
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Post by widdows9000 on Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:35 pm

You gotta laugh though (if you're sick like me) Laughing
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Post by mr. brodie on Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:43 pm

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What's the difference between a truck full of watermelons and a truck full of babies?
One you can unload with a pitchfork, the other is a truck full of watermelons.


Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't like the taste of apples.


How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?
With nachos/ a straw


What's two feet tall and can't turn sideways in a hallway?
A dead baby with a spear through its head.


What is red, white and screams?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt


What screams and crawls in a circle?
A baby with one hand nailed to the floor.


Why do they boil water when someone gives birth?
In case it dies they can make soup.


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Post by widdows9000 on Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:58 am

Ok some of them are proper sick, even for you Brodie lol.
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Post by Relic on Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:08 am

Lol awful, but funny... xD
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Post by Bob Boblo on Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:20 am

That picture........is horrible No
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Post by jerryGFL on Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:15 am

you guys are sick...
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Post by patti11 on Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:11 pm

lol i luv them now i have to repent for 3 weeks Sad
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