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Post by Taytaz on Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:48 am

don't speak about 2 and a half men, this guy in my class has been singing the them tune the whole day, all the time, and its really annoying Razz
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Post by Tecchi on Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:55 am

"Men men men-ly manly men men men men men men-ly manly men men oooOOooo.. ooohhhh Meeeeeeen!"

...what? .. Im not Gay!!!! Neutral
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Post by Alex Steiner on Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:57 am

Tecchi wrote:"Men men men-ly manly men men men men men men-ly manly men men oooOOooo.. ooohhhh Meeeeeeen!"

...what? .. Im not Gay!!!! Neutral

With a Swans Avatar? I doubt it.
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Post by Tecchi on Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:08 am

ooo dont go there buddy Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Alex Steiner on Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:13 am

Oooooh. Touchy touchy.

Spoiler:
Hey, I couldn't tell you who won this year's Grand Final. (Geelong??)
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Post by Mephit on Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:55 am

What is brown and sticky?
A stick

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Douglas

What do you call a man with fifty rabbits crammed up his bum?
Warren
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Post by CheeseBall on Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:47 am

Why is a tomato red?

Because its blushing

Why is it blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Post by Lee Marshal on Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:21 pm

The 3 bears come home one day.
Daddy bear says "Who's been eating my porridge"

Mommy Bear says "Who's been eating my porridge"

and then the little baby bear comes in, hears the commotion, and says

"FORGET THE PORRIDGE, WHERES MY DVD GONE"
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Post by Deathtoll32 on Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:38 pm

Why Don't Dinosaurs talk?

Spoiler:
Because they're all Dead! Laughing Laughing
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Post by rastari on Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:39 pm

what dya call a russian with 3 balls?

who'dyanickabollockoff
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Post by Lee Marshal on Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:13 pm

Dont know if these have been said....cant be bothered to look Sleep


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a river?
Bob

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a river?
Flo
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Post by rastari on Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:48 am

what do you call a prostitute with no legs? cash ans carry
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Post by malta_1990 on Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:58 am

1. Define suspicious - a nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.

2. How does a frog feel when it has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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Post by Json on Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:30 am

Once upon a time 2 moose's were out flying.

Suddenly one of them crashed and the other one flew down and asked
"What happened?"

The crashed moose answered
"I got a bun in my eye"

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Post by Free Jack on Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:34 am

i know this is a bit dark but it is still quite funny.

Whats black and white and can't turn round in corridors??

A nun with a javelin through her neck!!!
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Post by malta_1990 on Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:18 pm

I love the nun joke.

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. santa rendeer
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Post by Alex Steiner on Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:18 pm

What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer. 

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions? 

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens! 
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Post by rastari on Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:24 pm

the second one was the best
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Post by Alex Steiner on Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:27 pm

I thought so.
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Post by patti11 on Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:30 pm

What do you call a man up in a tree?

Russel
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Post by rastari on Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:32 pm

oh dear i know this was supposed to be lame jokes but these are worse than penguin jokes Very Happy
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Post by Alex Steiner on Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:33 pm

You'd know, wouldn't you (looks at your avatar).
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Post by rastari on Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:36 pm

hey that's the best penguin ever! a very left wing penguin non the less with his own wiki page
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Post by Alex Steiner on Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:42 pm

So, is it at the North or South Pole? (North for Santa, South for Penguin)
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Post by rastari on Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:48 pm

IT'S EVERWHERE!!!!! even wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tux
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