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Lame Jokes Thread
by Alex Steiner Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:32 pm
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? etc.
Post your everyday groaners.
Should be interesting...
Post your everyday groaners.
Should be interesting...
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Taytaz Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:48 pm
What do you call raw toast?
-Bread
Oh, I went there
-Bread
Oh, I went there
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Tecchi Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:54 pm
Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms
A: Because she had no arms
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Taytaz Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:18 am
Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night...
One was assalted.
One was assalted.
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Tecchi Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:37 am
freneticpanda wrote:Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night...
One was assalted.
That 1 is a similar format to:
A Guy walks into a bar..
Ouch.
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Bob Boblo Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 am
You should see the queue to shoot the Tsar...
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Enef Freestar Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:35 am
A horse walks into the bar and the barman says 'Why the long face?'
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by TheTruePredator Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:40 am
Tecchi wrote:Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms
To be fair that made me chuckle so -1 for lameness
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Big Boy Bulley Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:39 am
yeah same here, made me laugh!! Probably shouldnt have!
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Tecchi Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:33 am
Ah dammit.. im even funny when im not trying to be
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Siobhan Griffin Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:55 pm
Here's (one?) I've been taught recently - you be the judge on lameness ^_^
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was nailed to the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game.
Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?
Peer Pressure.
Why did the tree fall down?
It thought it was a koala.
*ducks*
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was nailed to the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game.
Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?
Peer Pressure.
Why did the tree fall down?
It thought it was a koala.
*ducks*
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Taytaz Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:08 pm
it's a variant of Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it got hit by the first koala
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree
Because it thought it was a game and joined in
its very lame XD
Because it was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it got hit by the first koala
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree
Because it thought it was a game and joined in
its very lame XD
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Tecchi Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:43 pm
I like those chain jokes.
Q. How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
A. Open the door and push it in
Q. How do you get a Rhino in the fridge?
A. Take the Elephant out first
Q. All of the animals had a huge meeting, everyone was there except the Rhino, why?
A. Because he was stuck in the fridge
Q. How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
A. Open the door and push it in
Q. How do you get a Rhino in the fridge?
A. Take the Elephant out first
Q. All of the animals had a huge meeting, everyone was there except the Rhino, why?
A. Because he was stuck in the fridge
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Enef Freestar Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:59 pm
In my sleep-deprived state that last joke in the chain made me crack up ^^
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Alex Steiner Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:49 pm
Why did the elephant paint its feet yellow?
So it could hide upside-down in the custard. Have you ever found an elephant in your custard? Well there you go...
So it could hide upside-down in the custard. Have you ever found an elephant in your custard? Well there you go...
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Tecchi Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:10 pm
I love doing this lame joke to people:
Ask me if i'm a giraffe.
Are you a giraffe?
No.
Ask me if i'm a giraffe.
Are you a giraffe?
No.
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Alex Steiner Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:36 pm
What do you call an Irishman who bounces his head off the wall?
Rick O'Shea
Rick O'Shea
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Taytaz Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:09 pm
1. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?.....
......a stick
2. What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??
A snooker table.
......a stick
2. What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??
A snooker table.
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Alex Steiner Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:13 am
Well, it depends on whether you're underneath...
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Tecchi Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:39 am
freneticpanda wrote:
2. What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??
A snooker table.
Holy crap, i just heard that joke on "two and a half men" a couple hours ago lol
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Re: Lame Jokes Thread
by Tecchi Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:12 am
"You see.. its funny, because you done expect it to be in a tree"
hahaha, ah Jake. You're an Idiot
hahaha, ah Jake. You're an Idiot
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