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Post by Alex Steiner on Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:32 pm

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? etc.

Post your everyday groaners.

Should be interesting...
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Post by Taytaz on Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:48 pm

What do you call raw toast?
-Bread

Oh, I went there Razz
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Post by Tecchi on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:54 pm

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?

A: Because she had no arms
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Post by Taytaz on Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:18 am

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night...
One was assalted.
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Post by Tecchi on Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:37 am

freneticpanda wrote:Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night...
One was assalted.

That 1 is a similar format to:

A Guy walks into a bar..
Ouch.
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Post by Bob Boblo on Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 am

You should see the queue to shoot the Tsar...
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Post by Enef Freestar on Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:35 am

A horse walks into the bar and the barman says 'Why the long face?'
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Post by TheTruePredator on Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:40 am

Tecchi wrote:Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?

A: Because she had no arms


To be fair that made me chuckle so -1 for lameness
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Post by Big Boy Bulley on Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:39 am

yeah same here, made me laugh!! Probably shouldnt have!
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Post by Frixion on Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:27 am

The sick ones are always the best it seems Twisted Evil
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Post by Tecchi on Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:33 am

Ah dammit.. im even funny when im not trying to be Razz
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Post by Siobhan Griffin on Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:55 pm

Here's (one?) I've been taught recently - you be the judge on lameness ^_^

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

It was nailed to the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

It thought it was a game.

Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?

Peer Pressure.

Why did the tree fall down?

It thought it was a koala.

*ducks*
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Post by Taytaz on Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:08 pm

it's a variant of Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it got hit by the first koala
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree
Because it thought it was a game and joined in

its very lame XD
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Post by Tecchi on Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:43 pm

I like those chain jokes.

Q. How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
A. Open the door and push it in

Q. How do you get a Rhino in the fridge?
A. Take the Elephant out first

Q. All of the animals had a huge meeting, everyone was there except the Rhino, why?
A. Because he was stuck in the fridge
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Post by Taytaz on Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:49 pm

OK, that was really bad/lame Razz
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Post by Enef Freestar on Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:59 pm

In my sleep-deprived state that last joke in the chain made me crack up ^^
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Post by Alex Steiner on Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:49 pm

Why did the elephant paint its feet yellow?

So it could hide upside-down in the custard. Have you ever found an elephant in your custard? Well there you go...
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Post by Tecchi on Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:10 pm

I love doing this lame joke to people:

Ask me if i'm a giraffe.

Are you a giraffe?

No.
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Post by Alex Steiner on Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:36 pm

What do you call an Irishman who bounces his head off the wall?

Rick O'Shea
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Post by Taytaz on Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:09 pm

1. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?.....

......a stick

2. What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??

A snooker table.
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Post by Alex Steiner on Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:13 am

Well, it depends on whether you're underneath...
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Post by Tecchi on Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:39 am

freneticpanda wrote:
2. What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??

A snooker table.

Holy crap, i just heard that joke on "two and a half men" a couple hours ago lol
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Post by CheeseBall on Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:55 am

lol, I recognised it too Laughing
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Post by Tecchi on Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:12 am

"You see.. its funny, because you done expect it to be in a tree"

hahaha, ah Jake. You're an Idiot
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Post by CheeseBall on Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:02 am

lol yep
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